“Create value for our customers by delivering innovative IP based services in a cost effective manner, that illustrates our commitment to a win-win solution and establishes a relationship based on mutual trust and satisfaction. Cultivate our relationships with our extended teams, strive for continuous improvement and offer an environment that encourages our team members to achieve their full potential while demonstrating our winning attitude.”
It’s on my mouse pad, so it must be true.
[ed: Notice the skillful use of the old school ‘win-win’ in a “bullshit cocktail” with ‘innovative’ and ‘cultivate’. Potently fecal! A little stale (read: 1999) in the buzzword usage, but still strong enough to knock you on your ass! Bravo!]