Latecomers
In order to increase morale, performance, and professionalism, all employees are required to be at work daily by 9am. All badges will be deactivated for entry after 9am, and employess that are late are required to have their manager come to the security desk and sign them in for the day.
Hehehehe. Naughty, naughty! This is a good incentive to turn right back around and go home.
An awesome way of weeding out any one good.
Only the useless brown-nosers will show up on time. and, then settle in for a nice cozy day of ass munching.