Send in your mission statement from your company. We'll post the funniest (or weirdest) in a couple months.

People used to beleive being tall equalled success in business. However, being able to walk with your head below 'the cubicle line' is a big asset! Who's going to refuse work (or worse...ask you for a raise) when you've slipped in without warning in the middle of their IM chat sessions? Being a short manager is not a challenge - it's a big value-added!