Layoff Exitement

As you are well aware, we have been experiencing a dynamic marketplace during Q3 and Q4. To ensure our competitiveness moving forward, recent job actions have consolidated and streamlined our product development teams. Let us redeploy our efforts and leverage our existing focus so that our new direction will bring us enhanced viability and momentum.

3 Responses to “Layoff Exitement”

  1. 1
    joe king

    Did you misspell “Exitement” on purpose?

  2. 2
    Bitch Tech

    Translation: We’ve had to terminate people to keep our profits high enough for the CEO to buy yet another yacht. We are going to move people around to appear that we are still growing to our shareholders. Your jobs are on the line again.

  3. 3
    Anon E. Mus

    There were massive lay-offs at India’s largest Telcom Co.
    Guess, what? The next week the Chairman increases his salary to match that of the savings made from the lay-off. & that’s in Millions of US$.
    So, Bitch Tech’s transalations bang on.. anywhere in the world

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