http://www.bullshitjob.com/2009/03/letter-from-ceo-translated/ Office bullshit, fun stories, pages, office quizzes and sounds Fri, 30 Dec 2011 16:22:35 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.bullshitjob.com/2009/03/letter-from-ceo-translated/comment-page-1/#comment-4197 ishidan Sat, 23 Jul 2011 00:07:19 +0000 http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=125#comment-4197 I believe a few parts were missed in the translation, including "I have never had a single clue what the hell I've been doing, only now I've got a report from a consultant that says so, so I can't claim otherwise any more. Maybe the same directors who I've already turned into simpering yes-men will be able to concoct some way to pull my head out of my ass. But don't expect it to be fast, I will be continuing to say that I need more time and more money to make these changes. Until then, we'll keep doing it the same way we were doing it, and any suggestion otherwise will be met with "need more resources" or "need to build consensus". I believe a few parts were missed in the translation, including “I have never had a single clue what the hell I’ve been doing, only now I’ve got a report from a consultant that says so, so I can’t claim otherwise any more. Maybe the same directors who I’ve already turned into simpering yes-men will be able to concoct some way to pull my head out of my ass. But don’t expect it to be fast, I will be continuing to say that I need more time and more money to make these changes. Until then, we’ll keep doing it the same way we were doing it, and any suggestion otherwise will be met with “need more resources” or “need to build consensus”.

]]>