Bullshit Job » Acronyms http://www.bullshitjob.com Office bullshit, fun stories, pages, office quizzes and sounds Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:10:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Resume Acronyms http://www.bullshitjob.com/2007/04/resume-acronyms/ http://www.bullshitjob.com/2007/04/resume-acronyms/#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:22:01 +0000 Cubed00d http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=76 The following appeared on a resume recently sent to my company…these bullet points contained the worst offenses, although the entire resume was quite a stinker. [Ed: I'm sure he was hired instantaneously.]

* Project: OMCR MIB/UI For CDMA EGP Feature
* Developed OMCR MIB/UI Enhanced Generic Processor feature for CDMA network
* Designed feature to have the capacities of FEP, CDP, OMP, CPP Devices, to improve their logical functions, and to reduce the number of those processors per transcoder Improved other performaces

]]> http://www.bullshitjob.com/2007/04/resume-acronyms/feed/ 0 TLA = Three Letter Acronym http://www.bullshitjob.com/2006/09/tla-three-letter-acronym/ http://www.bullshitjob.com/2006/09/tla-three-letter-acronym/#comments Sat, 23 Sep 2006 19:54:32 +0000 Cubed00d http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=108 Please be advised that the RVI system should NOT be used today due to the ITS/HSY integration. It will be available tomorrow. There is no guarantee that any items sent via the RVI system today will be available tomorrow and the system may not function as anticipated.

If you experience any problems, please contact your local ITS department or Support Services at the SSC.
[Ed. This has gone WTF (way to far? ...or does that stand for something else?)]

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