Bullshit Job » Mergers http://www.bullshitjob.com Office bullshit, fun stories, pages, office quizzes and sounds Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:53:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Mergers and Acquisitions http://www.bullshitjob.com/2005/06/mergers-and-acquisitions/ http://www.bullshitjob.com/2005/06/mergers-and-acquisitions/#comments Wed, 01 Jun 2005 16:03:04 +0000 Cubed00d http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=74 As of Monday, [Company Name] is now a fully-ownded subsidiary of [Company 2]. We are pleased and proud to be party of the [Company 2] team! As you might expect, in the near future, we will have some administrative changes and benefits changes, as well as a review of procedure and organizational matters. Next Thursday during the lunchhour, we are having a voluntary (but highly reccomended) ‘brown bag’ meeting to answer questions and discuss events of this week. Please attend!

[Ed: What, no pizza? Business meeting during the lunch hour? Maybe they sold to the wrong company.]

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