Bullshit Job » Paperwork http://www.bullshitjob.com Office bullshit, fun stories, pages, office quizzes and sounds Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:53:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 New Forms Are Awesome, Huh? http://www.bullshitjob.com/2009/04/new-forms-are-awesome-huh/ http://www.bullshitjob.com/2009/04/new-forms-are-awesome-huh/#comments Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:27:56 +0000 Cubed00d http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=129 Embedded within a performance culture is the ability and desire to seek opportunities to enhance performance throughout the organization. I believe the Maximizing Claim Productivity Worksheet we have created will enable us to continue to find ways to improve our productivity, implement changes in a timely fashion and appropriately assess the impact of such modifications.

The leadership and willingness of the plan champions to accept a greater role in enhancing our Claim productivity is a sign of Excellence!

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