Bullshit Job » Resumes http://www.bullshitjob.com Office bullshit, fun stories, pages, office quizzes and sounds Thu, 24 Jun 2010 20:53:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Resume Acronyms http://www.bullshitjob.com/2007/04/resume-acronyms/ http://www.bullshitjob.com/2007/04/resume-acronyms/#comments Mon, 30 Apr 2007 21:22:01 +0000 Cubed00d http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=76 The following appeared on a resume recently sent to my company…these bullet points contained the worst offenses, although the entire resume was quite a stinker. [Ed: I'm sure he was hired instantaneously.]

* Project: OMCR MIB/UI For CDMA EGP Feature
* Developed OMCR MIB/UI Enhanced Generic Processor feature for CDMA network
* Designed feature to have the capacities of FEP, CDP, OMP, CPP Devices, to improve their logical functions, and to reduce the number of those processors per transcoder Improved other performaces

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