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A tribute to perhaps the most bullshitty-est movie ever...
"Office Space" - Written and Directed by Mike Judge

If you work in an office and you have not seen the movie Office Space, you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. If you work in the computer or "hi-tech" industry (shudder), then you should be double-ashamed. Although classified as a comedy, it is actually more of a documentary for us here at BullshitJob.com, and quite frankly, an inspiration. Please do yourself a damn favor and go see it, preferably with co-workers. Failing that, a significant other, and use the line "See honey, this is my life..." Watch their little eyes light up with understanding! Enjoy this sound and photo gallery, but don't forget to go rent Office Space...

Bill
So Peter...
Yeah hi...
Problem here...
Mkay...
Go ahead...
Um, yeah...
Hawaiian day...
Answer machine...
Peter
Missing work...
Don't Care...
Pieces of flair...
Job security...
Mondays...
Words to live by...
Samir and Michael
Horrible idea...
PC load letter?
Paper jam...
Michael Bolton...
Pound me in the...
This is a suck...
Janitor...
The Bobs
What do you do...
Fire on Friday...
Missing work...
Not gonna work...
Stan / Mike Judge
More flair...
Bare minimum...
Laurence
Million dollars...
Corn hole...

My stapler...
Payroll problems...
On fire...
Drew
By popular demand...
"O" Face...

Bonus:
Extreme fajitas...

If you have Flash, check out this user-contributed Office Space Soundboard. Let your mouse do the walking and let Lumbergh do the talking! Thanks for sending that in, Aroneous, and everyone check out his new website www.CubeSlacker.com!

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May I humbly suggest the "Um, yeah..." Lumbergh sound as your "New Mail Notification" sound in Windows? Download it and then set it up by going to Settings > ControlPanel > Sounds

Special Thanks to the Bill Lumbergh Appreiciation Society for their gracious donation of many of the sound clips.

Do you have good-quality Office Space sounds that are missing here? Send them in! bullshit@bullshitjob.com Sounds should be relatively short in length.


TechComedy.com has red staplers like the one from Office Space!

Featured Music!
Mr. Valentine writes mellow, catchy songs and plays multiple instruments. It's guaranteed to make your work day more pleasant (if listened to at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven).
>> Listen Now

Miles O'Toole's Book of the Month...(click pic)
Daddy Left Because...

Solid, realistic, believable excuse of the month...
I have to go home early because: my pet was at the veternarian and needs to be picked up. They close at 5pm so I have to leave now to get there in time.

Piled Higher and Deeper aka. "Manager's Corner"
People used to beleive being tall equalled success in business. However, being able to walk with your head below 'the cubicle line' is a big asset! Who's going to refuse work (or worse...ask you for a raise) when you've slipped in without warning in the middle of their IM chat sessions? Being a short manager is not a challenge - it's a big value-added!