http://www.bullshitjob.com Office bullshit, fun stories, pages, office quizzes and sounds Tue, 02 Aug 2011 17:10:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 http://www.bullshitjob.com/2004/05/mission-statement-winner/ http://www.bullshitjob.com/2004/05/mission-statement-winner/#comments Tue, 04 May 2004 16:43:12 +0000 Cubed00d http://www.bullshitjob.com/?p=58 [Company Name] is committed to establishing a heritage of integrity in the marketplace. We will accomplish this by building upon the talents and skills of each company representative to effectively support the diverse needs of our customers. We must also represent our broad range of business products with the utmost of professionalism and offer our customers unsurpassed service, holding true to the company motto, “We Mean Business”.
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