Job Title Generator

Have a new hiring rec? Can’t think of an exciting title?

Have a friend or relative you want to hire but they have no skills?
Generate their title right here!


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Lead
Senior
Direct
Corporate
Dynamic
Future
Product
National
Regional
District
Central
Global
Customer
Investor
Dynamic
International
Legacy
Forward
Internal
Human
Chief
Principal

Solutions
Program
Brand
Security
Research
Marketing
Directives
Implementation
Integration
Functionality
Response
Paradigm
Tactics
Identity
Markets
Group
Division
Applications
Optimization
Operations
Infrastructure
Intranet
Communications
Web
Branding
Quality
Assurance
Mobility
Accounts
Data
Creative
Configuration
Accountability
Interactions
Factors
Usability
Metrics

Supervisor
Associate
Executive
Liason
Officer
Manager
Engineer
Specialist
Director
Coordinator
Administrator
Architect
Analyst
Designer
Planner
Orchestrator
Technician
Developer
Producer
Consultant
Assistant
Facilitator
Agent
Representative
Strategist

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This page inspired by the original Bullshit Generator at dack.com

39 Responses to “Job Title Generator”

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  5. 5
    Morten

    Much needed funtionality:

    I’m pretty sure my job involves security. It would be nice – maybe even great – if I could lock the bullshit title generator on certain words in a row to ensure that the word “security” was selected. :-)

  6. 6
    Tim

    Direct Directives Director… heh.

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  9. 9

    I just got my walking papers as a 6 year science teacher who is over paid at $44K, yes that money is a joke so I come here for a great laugh.

    I am filling out my resume as I look to leave this field and feel inspired to make up some titles for all the committee’s I’ve been on over the last five years.

    We were also told of our lay off Friday as we were leaving for home. Everyone got an envelope on their way out of the building whereby the school doors were locked behind us. NO less Clark County School District on their website needs teachers they are LAYING OFF.

    Talk about bullshit. No reasons given for layoff or explanation. Top teacher pay is $115k and she is coming back!! HA, ya gotta love these bean counters!

  10. 10

    Awesome, i love this generator. Just decided to become our comany’s next Product Paradigm Facilitator! lol

  11. 11
    Martin

    I miss the word “systems” in middle column, can’t ever get “Chief Systems Architect” now.

  12. 12

    Hé hé, missing “Junior” in first choice.

    Junion Artistic Director ;-p

  13. 13
    plop

    service line manager ? product line manager ?

  14. 14
    stooof

    you should add Enterprise in the second column

  15. 15

    you miss Virtual Innovation Researcher

  16. 16
    Vlad

    Missing “strategic, global” should go with 4 tokens

  17. 17

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  18. 18
    zggtf211

    Human Branding Specialist. LOL

  19. 19
    sangakarra

    bullshit generator is pure bullshit…throwing out phrases from the DB, doesnt matter what you type in the box

  20. 20
    Shane

    Years ago I worked for an association whose executive director couldn’t decide on a good title for his “pet” female employee. After several iterations that were subsequently changed, he devised the title of “Director of Application Support and Creative Processes” or something ridiculous like that. What a bunch of BS. There was a total of only 13 employees. Odd, they both resigned on the same day…one forceably, and the other voluntarily.

  21. 21
    dan

    Really funny lol

    …..Actually I might get some help from here.

  22. 22

    Actually heard today at breakfast……

    Chief Values Officer

    Add ‘Values’ to second select above please.

  23. 23
    Bill Crandall

    This is exactly what we use at Boeing when someone wants more money. Pick two of your titles and the shut up.

  24. 24
    John

    Add Evangelist to three :)

  25. 25
    Fran

    Add “partner” to the last column – that means, I am there to help you do what you want to do without actually rolling up MY sleeves

  26. 26
    courtney

    Global Accountability Officer.
    I like it, but I think I’m going to have a lot of responsibility. Lol.

  27. 27
    Master Engineer

    Please add “Master” and “Strategic” to column one

  28. 28
    IT Professional

    To bring it up to date add ‘cloud’ to column 2

  29. 29
    NiceNiecey

    My favorite new bullshit title for someone is “World Changer”. Please add this to your list! We laughed so hard when an old friend was recently awarded this title by Indiana Wesleyan University. It is an absolute JOKE. Hilarious!

  30. 30

    hahaha excellent.
    The HR manager has asked me to come up with my job title for name badges…this will be perfect :D

  31. 31
    luka8088

    Please add “Knowledge” to the second group – as in “Chief Knowledge Officer”. Thank you =)

  32. 32

    I miss the most important of them all: “IBA IKE” – short for: “I’ve Been Around I Know Everything”

  33. 33

    International Identity Administrator

    Sounds good.

  34. 34
    steve

    When is bullshit department names coming out? I need it.

  35. 35

    Apparently “Chief Optimization Manager” is the job title I’ll be pursuing during my next wage bargening – GREAT! :-)

  36. 36
    Brian Miller

    Corporate Communication Strategist – Thank you bullshit job title generator

  37. 37

    Please, add to the dictionary of the first word position two more terms: mobility and facility :-)

    Thank you!

  38. 38

    This is thoroughly awesome. I can’t stop laughing.

    This is mine: Customer Paradigm Representative :D

  39. 39
    Milan

    Yeah! That’s what I’m looking for ;-) My occupation is Chief Job Title Designer in international company :-)


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