Please refrain from using our email system to send MP3 or movie files within the company. We are trying to conserve our bandwidth for the website, and it’s expensive as you know. We don’t want any slowdowns or outages because our employees are using all the bandwidth for themselves!
Thanks!
[President]
[Ed: Hey assclown, the mail server that sends mail in the network isn’t actually connected to the web server that serves our site to the internet, but thanks anyhow.]