Job Title Generator
- Offering a job? Can’t think of an exciting title?
- Want to hire a friend or relative but they have no skills?
- Need to give someone a ‘promotion’ in lieu of actual money?
Generate their title right here!
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Lead Senior Direct Corporate Dynamic Future Product National Regional District Central Global Relational Customer Investor Dynamic International Legacy Forward Interactive Internal Human Chief Principal |
Solutions Program Brand Security Research Marketing Directives Implementation Integration Functionality Response Paradigm Tactics Identity Markets Group Resonance Applications Optimization Operations Infrastructure Intranet Communications Web Branding Quality Assurance Impact Mobility Ideation Data Creative Configuration Accountability Interactions Factors Usability Metrics Team |
Supervisor Associate Executive Liason Officer Manager Engineer Specialist Director Coordinator Administrator Architect Analyst Designer Planner Synergist Orchestrator Technician Developer Producer Consultant Assistant Facilitator Agent Representative Strategist |
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Much needed funtionality:
I’m pretty sure my job involves security. It would be nice – maybe even great – if I could lock the bullshit title generator on certain words in a row to ensure that the word “security” was selected. :-)
Direct Directives Director… heh.
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I just got my walking papers as a 6 year science teacher who is over paid at $44K, yes that money is a joke so I come here for a great laugh.
I am filling out my resume as I look to leave this field and feel inspired to make up some titles for all the committee’s I’ve been on over the last five years.
We were also told of our lay off Friday as we were leaving for home. Everyone got an envelope on their way out of the building whereby the school doors were locked behind us. NO less Clark County School District on their website needs teachers they are LAYING OFF.
Talk about bullshit. No reasons given for layoff or explanation. Top teacher pay is $115k and she is coming back!! HA, ya gotta love these bean counters!
Awesome, i love this generator. Just decided to become our comany’s next Product Paradigm Facilitator! lol
I miss the word “systems” in middle column, can’t ever get “Chief Systems Architect” now.
Hé hé, missing “Junior” in first choice.
Junion Artistic Director ;-p
service line manager ? product line manager ?
you should add Enterprise in the second column
you miss Virtual Innovation Researcher
Missing “strategic, global” should go with 4 tokens
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Human Branding Specialist. LOL
bullshit generator is pure bullshit…throwing out phrases from the DB, doesnt matter what you type in the box
Years ago I worked for an association whose executive director couldn’t decide on a good title for his “pet” female employee. After several iterations that were subsequently changed, he devised the title of “Director of Application Support and Creative Processes” or something ridiculous like that. What a bunch of BS. There was a total of only 13 employees. Odd, they both resigned on the same day…one forceably, and the other voluntarily.
Really funny lol
…..Actually I might get some help from here.
Actually heard today at breakfast……
Chief Values Officer
Add ‘Values’ to second select above please.
This is exactly what we use at Boeing when someone wants more money. Pick two of your titles and the shut up.
Add Evangelist to three :)
Add “partner” to the last column – that means, I am there to help you do what you want to do without actually rolling up MY sleeves
Global Accountability Officer.
I like it, but I think I’m going to have a lot of responsibility. Lol.
Please add “Master” and “Strategic” to column one
To bring it up to date add ‘cloud’ to column 2
My favorite new bullshit title for someone is “World Changer”. Please add this to your list! We laughed so hard when an old friend was recently awarded this title by Indiana Wesleyan University. It is an absolute JOKE. Hilarious!
hahaha excellent.
The HR manager has asked me to come up with my job title for name badges…this will be perfect :D
Please add “Knowledge” to the second group – as in “Chief Knowledge Officer”. Thank you =)
I miss the most important of them all: “IBA IKE” – short for: “I’ve Been Around I Know Everything”
International Identity Administrator
Sounds good.
When is bullshit department names coming out? I need it.
Apparently “Chief Optimization Manager” is the job title I’ll be pursuing during my next wage bargening – GREAT! :-)
Corporate Communication Strategist – Thank you bullshit job title generator
Please, add to the dictionary of the first word position two more terms: mobility and facility :-)
Thank you!
This is thoroughly awesome. I can’t stop laughing.
This is mine: Customer Paradigm Representative :D
Yeah! That’s what I’m looking for ;-) My occupation is Chief Job Title Designer in international company :-)
Mine was hilarious. I got Human Branding Assistant, nice, what do i do?
Direct Data Liason – obviously! :-)
Human Web Producer aka Spiderman
This is soo awesome !
I got the Corporate Metrics Officer :)
A coworker of mine has the title “Administrative Special Projects Coordinator”… which translates to “Friend of the CEO.”
Dynamic Paradigm Liason!
Chief Creative Strategist – that’s me :-)
How’s about “Executive Deployment Gofer” – Private Sector ?
while working in Accenture digital my position was: System Integrator Analyst. for real, I miss “System” on the first column :P
I just stumbled upon my new coworker´s title: “Customer Success Manager”.
Missing the term – “success” in the list above.